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  The Master was walking through the fields one day when a young man, a troubled look upon his face, approached him. “On such a beautiful day, it must be difficult to stay so serious,” the Master said. “Is it?…

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill.  In a room of 200 he asked, who would like this $20 bill?  Hands started going up. He said, I am going to give it to someone,…

A few years ago, at the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants, all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the 100-yard dash. At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with a…

  If we could shrink the Earth’s population to a village of precisely 100 people. With all existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look like this: There would be: 57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere…

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then…

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43…